ELON MUSK ENDORSES IFART
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About $IFART
The only memecoin inspired by Elon Musk’s fearless mission to destroy USAID—the government’s favorite taxpayer-funded mystery box!
We don’t know where USAID money actually goes, but we do know where $IFART goes: Straight into the hands of degens, conspiracy theorists and the guy running our community members.
BEFORE MUSK TWEETS AND DENIES IT!
TOKENOMICS
Total Supply: 1,000,000,000
Tax? Actually, No Need.
5% “Foreign Aid” Tax– Sent to an undisclosed wallet in the Bahamas.3% Celebrity Fund– Pays for photos of Sean Penn and Elon Musk shaking hands in front of a green screen.2% Emergency Laundering Fee– Because USAID does it, so why not us?
Liquidity? 100%
We call itthe USAID Model: The money goes in,no one knows where it ends up.20% Dev Wallet Pre-Mine– We’ll claim it was for“Democracy Building”after we dump it.
Roadmap
Phase 1
Musk accidentally tweets about us.
Phase 2
We claim USAID sent $10M in $IFART to the Clinton Foundation.
Phase 3
We get subpoenaed.
Phase 4
Flee the country.
LATEST HEADLINES
BREAKING: USAID ALLEGEDLY SENT $6 MILLION IN $BUTCH TO AN EGYPTIAN PHARAOH
REPORT: BEN STILLER SAYS HE WAS PAID IN $IFART TO SHAKE ZELENSKY’S HAND
FACT CHECK: DID USAID BUY CONDOMS FOR THE TALIBAN USING $IFART?